I was totally ignorant of all that before the colonoscopy so I spent the week prior to the procedure nervously worrying about the big fat hose and never gave a second thought to the hellish experience that awaited me on the night before. When the time came for me to get ready, I read the instructions. Step one said that 12 hours prior to the colonoscopy I shouldnt take any solid foods by mouth. That kind of confused me since taking solid foods by mouth was the only way I knew how to do that. Anyway, by supper time I was pretty hungry so the wife suggested I try some chicken broth. I love chicken soup but chicken broth was a big disappointment. It is nothing more than hot salty water with a little food coloring. The only chicken youll find in chicken broth is the word chicken printed on the box. But I digress&hellip, the second step was to try and drink the first dose of Koli-Kleen. I say try because the stuff tastes like industrial grade toilet cleaner. The pharmacist recommended. I imitated holding a phone to my ear. "Hey Bill, when did Chrissie get a tattoo? What tattoo? The little butterfly right next to her pussy. How did I see her pussy you ask, well I found your daughter drinking a screwdriver and fingering herself on my couch."Tears welled up in her eyes as I ranted, "Please, you can't tell my dad!" I have to tell him, your dad has been my best friend since elementary school, I was his best man when he married your mom, hell I babysat you when you were still in diapers!" Please, you can't tell him", she whined. "I have to tell him", I said flatly, "Get dressed while I go grab my phone." I got up out of the chair quickly, hoping to turn before she saw the huge bulge in my pants and headed for the stairs."Wait", she cried, "there has to be a way that we can work this out without my dad finding out." Chrissie I don't think so." Please, I'll do anything you want if you don't tell my dad."I shifted my hard on to what was hopefully a less obvious position and.
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